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My career…. one word……. Magical diarrhea.
This dude cracked me up, Nick Swardson everybody!!!
“Gosh, I want one of those…”
“Bill Wyman, Stone Alone.”
“And that’s how it’s done.”
“I was a teenage werewolf.”
“I’ve been seeing things, maybe ‘cos I’m half awake most of the time.”
We’re right here.
I’m gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born with moustache.
